So after seeing these shocking statistics, I thought to myself, "Okay, even if I'm not just doing it for myself and the fact that I don't want to bathe, I at least need to do it to try to save the world." (Laughter) So with my trusty little steed, my Nokia 6234 cell phone -- I didn't have a laptop, I didn't have Internet much, except for the 20-rand-an-hour Internet cafe — I did research on Wikipedia, on Google, about lotions, creams, the compositions, the melting points, the toxicities -- I did high school science -- and I wrote down a little formula on a piece of paper, and it looked like the KFC special spice, you know?
Nakon što sam vidio te šokantne statistike, pomislio sam: "Čak i ako to ne činim samo zbog sebe i toga što se ne želim kupati, barem bih to trebao učiniti da pokušam spasiti svijet." (Smijeh). Uz pomoć svoje male konjanice, mobitela Nokia 6234, jer nisam imao laptop, a ni internet, osim u internet kafiću za 20 randa po satu -- istraživao sam na Wikipediji i Googleu o losionima, kremama, sastavima, talištima, toksičnosti. Bila je to znanost na razini srednje škole. Zapisao sam malu formulu na komadić papira i izgledala je poput posebnog začina u fast foodu.