(Music) ♫ My age is three hundred ♫ ♫ and seventy-two ♫ ♫ I think with the deepest regret ♫ ♫ How I used to pick up and voraciously chew ♫ ♫ the dear little boys that I met ♫ ♫ I've eaten them raw in their holiday suits, ♫ ♫ Eaten them curried with rice, ♫ ♫ I've eaten them baked in their jackets and boots, ♫ ♫ And found them exceedingly nice. ♫ ♫ But now that my jaws are too weak for such fare, ♫ ♫ I think it's increasingly rude ♫ ♫ To do such a thing when I'm quite well aware ♫ ♫ Little boys do not like being chewed. ♫ ♫ Little boys do not like being chewed. ♫ (Music) ♫ So now I contentedly live upon eels, ♫ ♫ And try to do nothing amiss ♫ ♫ And pass all the time I can spare from my meals ♫ ♫ In innocent slumber like this, ♫ ♫ Innocent slumber like this. ♫ (Applause) I suppose I owe you an explanation.
(Glazba) ♫ Imam 300 ♫ ♫ i 72 godine ♫ ♫ I mislim o tome kako sam, na veliku žalost ♫ ♫ otimao ♫ ♫ i lakomo žvakao ♫ ♫ drage male dječake ♫ ♫ koje sam sreo ♫ ♫ Jeo sam ih sirove ♫ ♫ u njihovim svečanim odijelima ♫ ♫ jeo sam ih ♫ ♫ pripremljene s rižom ♫ ♫ Jeo sam ih pečene ♫ ♫ u njihovim kaputima i čizmama ♫ ♫ i bili su jako fini ♫ ♫ Al' sad kad su moje ralje ♫ ♫ preslabe za takvo jelo, ♫ ♫ Mislim da je jako nepristojno ♫ ♫ raditi takvo što ♫ ♫ kad dobro znam da ♫ ♫ mali dječaci ne vole ♫ ♫ da ih se žvače ♫ ♫ Mali dječaci ne vole ♫ ♫ da ih se žvače ♫ (Glazba) ♫ I sad ja zadovoljno živim od jegulja ♫ ♫ i trudim se da ne radim ništa neumjesno ♫ ♫ i provodim svo vrijeme ♫ ♫ koje mogu odvojiti od svojih obroka ♫ ♫ u nevinom drijemežu kao što je ovaj, ♫ ♫ nevinom drijemežu ♫ ♫ kao što je ovaj ♫ (Pljesak) Pretpostavljam da vam dugujem objašnjenje.