♫ I'm not joking, you know, ♫ ♫ this stage fright is real. ♫ ♫ And if I'm up here trembling and singing, ♫ ♫ well, you'll know how I feel. ♫ ♫ And the mistake I'd be making, ♫ ♫ the tremolo caused by my whole body shaking. ♫ ♫ As you sit there feeling embarrassed for me, ♫ ♫ well, you don't have to be. ♫ ♫ Well, maybe just a little bit. ♫ (Laughter) ♫ And maybe I'll try to imagine  you all without clothes. ♫ ♫ But singing in front of all naked strangers scares me more than anyone knows. ♫ ♫ Not to discuss this at length, ♫ ♫ but my body image was never my strength. ♫ ♫ So frankly, I wish that you all would get dressed, ♫ ♫ I mean, you're not even really naked. ♫ ♫ And I'm the one with the problem. ♫ ♫ And you tell me, don't worry  so much, you'll be great. ♫ ♫ But I'm the one living with me ♫ ♫ and I know how I get. ♫ ♫ Your advice is gentle but late. ♫ ♫ If not just a bit patronizing. ♫ ♫ And that sarcastic tone doesn't  help me when I sing. ♫ ♫ But we shouldn't talk about  these things right now, ♫ ♫ really, I'm up on stage, and  you're in the crowd. Hi. ♫ ♫ And I'm not making fun of  unnurtured, irrational fear, ♫ ♫ and if I wasn't ready to face this, ♫ ♫ I sure as hell wouldn't be here. ♫ ♫ But if I belt one note out clearly, ♫ ♫ you'll know I'm recovering slowly but surely. ♫ ♫ And maybe next week, I'll set my guitar ringin' ♫ ♫ my voice clear as water, and everyone singin'. ♫ ♫ But probably I'll just get up and start groovin', ♫ ♫ my vocal cords movin', ♫ ♫ at speeds slightly faster than sound. ♫ (Applause)
♫ Ne šalim se, znate,♫ ♫ ovaj strah od nastupa je stvaran. ♫ ♫ I ako ovdje drhtim i pjevam, ♫ ♫ pa, znat ćete kako se osjećam. ♫ ♫ I pogreška koju ću činiti, ♫ ♫ tremor uzrokovan trešnjom cijelog mog tijela. ♫ ♫ Dok vi sjedite i neugodno vam je zbog mene, ♫ ♫ pa, ne treba vam biti. ♫ ♫ Pa, možda samo malo. ♫ (Smijeh) ♫ I možda ću vas sve pokušati zamisliti bez odjeće. ♫ ♫ Ali pjevanje pred golim strancima me straši više nego što možete zamisliti. ♫ ♫ Neću dugo o ovome, ♫ ♫ ali slika o mom tijelu mi nikad nije bila jača strana. ♫ ♫ Pa iskreno, volio bih da se svi obučete. ♫ ♫ Mislim, zapravo niste ni goli. ♫ ♫ Ja sam onaj s problemom. ♫ ♫ I kažete mi: ne brini toliko, bit ćeš odličan. ♫ ♫ Ali ja sam onaj koji živi sa mnom ♫ ♫ i znam kakav postanem. ♫ ♫ Vaš savjet je nježan, ali kasan, ♫ ♫ a možda pomalo dolazi s visoka. ♫ ♫ Taj sarkastični ton mi ne pomaže kad pjevam. ♫ ♫ Ali ne bismo trebali pričati o tim stvarima sada. ♫ ♫ Stvarno, ja sam na pozornici a vi u publici. Bok! ♫ ♫ I ne ismijavam urođeni, iracionalni strah, ♫ ♫ i da se nisam spreman suočiti se s ovim, ♫ ♫ zasigurno ne bih bio ovdje. ♫ ♫ Ali ako jednu notu otpjevam jasno, ♫ ♫ znat ćete da se oporavljam polako, ali sigurno. ♫ ♫ I možda ću sljedeći tjedan namjestiti gitaru da svira ♫ ♫ moj glas bistar kao voda i svi pjevaju. ♫ ♫ Ali vjerojatno ću se samo popeti i početi svirati, ♫ ♫ svoje glasnice pokretati, ♫ ♫ brzinom malo bržom od zvuka. ♫ (Pljesak)