♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫ ♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫ ♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫ ♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫ ♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫ ♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫ ♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫ ♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫ ♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫ ♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫ ♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫ ♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫ ♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫ ♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫ ♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫ ♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫ ♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫ ♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫ ♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫ ♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫ ♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫ ♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫ ♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫ ♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫ ♫ Hey ♫ ♫ I got YouTube ♫ ♫ I got YouTube ♫ And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America -- the RIAA!
♫ Devet je sati u subotu navečer ♫ ♫ Prodavaonice ploča su zatvorene za ovu večer ♫ ♫ Zato ulazim u stari iTunes muzički dućan ne bi li nešto pobro ♫ ♫ I ubrzo se osjećam dobro ♫ ♫ Znam da mi Steve Jobs može pronaći izbor dobar ♫ ♫ Za samo jedan dolar ♫ ♫ Dovoljno je da u tražilicu ime upišem i dobijem album savršen ♫ ♫ Dok sam još u pidžami i čarapama zapušten ♫ ♫ Prodaj nam pjesmu, ti si čovjek pravi ♫ ♫ Moj iPod još uvijek ima 10 giga da ga se popravi ♫ ♫ Točno, bio bi još i bolji da je malo usklađeniji osim u boji ♫ ♫ Ali Steve voditi predstavu voli ♫ ♫ Čuo sam da je epizoda kućanica sinoć bila dobra ♫ ♫ Ali sam izvisio zbog lošeg bakalara ♫ ♫ Dok sam povraćao obrok, mislio sam: "Neću se bedirati." ♫ ♫ Ionako ću večeras na Podu to pogledati ♫ ♫ I sada se cijela mreža želi uključiti ♫ ♫ Za dva dolara emisiju bez reklama pogledati ♫ ♫ To je posao koji su ti dečki uvijek probati htjeli ♫ ♫ Ali je samo Steve Jobs bio smjeli ♫ ♫ Kažu mladi smo, ne gledamo TV ♫ ♫ Kažu Internet je sve što želimo vidjeti ♫ ♫ Ali to nije istina; sasvim su krivo shvatili ♫ ♫ Vidite, sve naše emisije traju 2 minute ♫ ♫ Hej ♫ ♫ Imam YouTube ♫ ♫ Imam YouTube ♫ ♫ A sada dame i gospodo... ♫ samo za američku asocijaciju za zaštitu muzičkih prava, RIAA! (Recording Industry Association of America)