If that doesn't work, maybe you'd consider paying somebody to just "unofficially" take care of it on your behalf -- especially if you thought nobody was going to catch you.
A ako to ne upali, mogli biste razmisliti da platite nekoga tko će se "neslužbeno" pobrinuti za to u vaše ime, naročito ako mislite da vas nitko u tome neće uhvatiti.