He would definitely say, "God came down from heaven, and he said unto the cow, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And cow crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing as a holy cow."
Definitivno bi rekao "Bog je sišao s nebesa, i rekao je kravama, 'Vi ćete prijeći cestu.' I krave su prešle cestu, i bijaše mnogo slavlja poput svete krave."