It was first excavated in 1961 as they were building LAX, although scientists believe that it dates back to the year 2000 Before Common Era, when it was used as a busy transdimensional space port by the ancient astronauts who first colonized this planet and raised our species from savagery by giving us the gift of written language and technology and the gift of revolving restaurants.
Iskopan je 1961. kada se gradila zračna luka LAX, iako znanstvenici vjeruju da datira iz 2000. godine prije nove ere, kada je korišten kao prometni trodimenzionalni svemirski portal drevnih astronauta koji su prvi kolonizirali ovaj planet i izdigli našu vrstu iz divljaštva dajući nam dar pisanog jezika i tehnologije i dar rotirajućih restorana.