Because the English language is a multifaceted oration Subject to indefinite transformation Now you may think that it is ignorant to speak broken English But I’m here to tell you that even “articulate” Americans sound foolish to the British So when my Professor comes on the block and says, “Hello” I stop him and say “Noooo … You’re being inarticulate … the proper way is to say ‘what’s good’” Now you may think that’s too hood, that’s not cool But I’m here to tell you that even our language has rules So when Mommy mocks me and says “ya’ll-be-madd-going-to-the-store” I say “Mommy, no, that sentence is not following the law Never does the word "madd" go  before a present participle That’s simply the principle of this English” If I had the vocal capacity I would sing this from every mountaintop, From every suburbia, and every hood ‘Cause the only God of language is the one recorded in the Genesis Of this world saying “it is good" So I may not always come before you with excellency of speech But do not judge me by my language and assume That I’m too ignorant to teach ‘Cause I speak three tongues One for each: Home, school and friends I’m a tri-lingual orator Sometimes I’m consistent with my language now Then switch it up so I don’t bore later Sometimes I fight back two tongues While I use the other one in the classroom And when I mistakenly mix them up I feel crazy like … I’m cooking in the bathroom I know that I had to borrow your language because mines was stolen But you can’t expect me to speak your history wholly while mines is broken These words are spoken By someone who is simply fed up with the Eurocentric ideals of this season And the reason I speak a composite version of your language Is because mines was raped away along with my history I speak broken English so the profusing gashes can remind us That our current state is not a mystery I’m so tired of the negative images that are driving my people mad So unless you’ve seen it rob a bank stop calling my hair bad I’m so sick of this nonsensical racial disparity So don’t call it good unless your hair is known for donating to charity As much as has been raped away from our people How can you expect me to treat their imprint on your language As anything less than equal Let there be no confusion Let there be no hesitation This is not a promotion of ignorance This is a linguistic celebration That’s why I put "tri-lingual" on my last job application I can help to diversify your consumer market is all I wanted them to know And when they call me for the interview I’ll be more than happy to show that I can say: “What’s good” “Whatagwan” And of course …“Hello” Because I’m “articulate” Thank you.
Engleski jezik je oracija koja ima više vidova a koja je podložna neograničenom  broju transformacija Mogli biste misliti da je uporaba  lošeg engleskog znak neznanja Ali reći ću vam da čak i "rječiti" Amerikanci zvuče glupo Britancima I kad se moj Profesor nađe u kvartu i kaže "Zdravo" Ja ga zaustavim i kažem "Neeee.... Vi se ne znate izražavati... pravilno je reći "šta ima" Možda ćete pomisliti da je to previše šatrovački, da to nije kul Ali ja ću vam reći da i naš jezik ima svoja pravila tako da kad mi se Mamica ruga i kaže "svi-ste-vi-ludi-idući-u-dućane" Ja odgovaram "Mamice, ne, ta rečenica ne slijedi pravila nikada riječ 'lud' ne ide  prije participa prezenta To je jednostavno pravilo engleskog jezika. Kad bih imala takve glasovne sposobnosti pjevala bih to sa svakog planinskog vrha iz svakog predgrađa, iz svakog kvarta Jer je jedini Bog jezika onaj koji je zabilježen u vrijeme Postanka ovog svijeta govoreći "dobro je" Zato možda neću uvijek stati pred vas koristeći vrsnu oraciju Ali nemojte me prosuđivati na temelju  mog govora i pretpostavljati da sam previše neuka da bih poučavala jer ja govorim tri jezika jedan za svakoga: za kuću, za školu i za prijatelje Ja sam trilingvalan orator Ponekad sam dosljedna u svom jeziku a onda se prebacim kako ne bih  počela dosađivati poslije Nekada se borim protiv dva jezika dok treći koristim u učionici a kada ih greškom pomiješam osjećam se ludo... kao da kuham u kupaonici Znam da sam morala posuditi vaš jezik jer je moj ukraden Ali ne možete očekivati da cjelovito  govorim o vašoj povijesti dok je moja slomljena Ove riječi govori netko kome je dosta eurocentričnih ideala ovog doba A razlog zašto govorim mješovitu verziju vašeg jezika jest taj što je moj jezik otet zajedno s mojom poviješću Govorim loš engleski kako bi nas  mnogobrojne rane podsjećale da naše trenutno stanje  nije nikakva misterija Umorna sam od negativnih slika koje dovode moje ljude do ludila Pa ako je niste vidjeli da pljačka banku,  prestanite zvati moju kosu lošom dosta mi je ove besmislene  rasne nejednakosti Pa nemojte je zvati dobrom osim  ako vaša kosa nije poznata po davanju priloga u humanitarne svrhe S obzirom na to koliko je toga  oteto našim ljudima Kako možete očekivati od mene da tretiram  trag koji su oni ostavili na vaš jezik kao nešto manje vrijedno Da ne bude zabune Da ne bude oklijevanja Ovo nije podupiranje neznanja Ovo je proslava jezika Zato sam stavila 'tri-lingvalna' u  svoju zadnju molbu za posao mogu pomoći proširiti vaše tržište potrošača i to je sve što sam im htjela dati na znanje I kad me pozovu na intervju rado ću im pokazati kako znam reći: "Šta ima novoga?" "Šta ima" i naravno ... "Zdravo" jer sam "rječita" Hvala.